The Retarded IndexHold R8D.Get real stock.
One real tokenized stock for every letter of RETARDED. Every cycle all of them go out to every holder, split by how much you hold. No claiming. It lands in your wallet.
In the pot
not set up
Waiting for the backend.
Next drop in
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The clock is not armed yet.
Holders getting paid
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Stocks in the index
0
Handed out, all time
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Pot · gas
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Your bag
What you actually got
Paste a wallet. It shows every share of every stock the index has ever sent it, what those shares were worth when they landed, and what they are worth right now.
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Paste your address to see your stocks.
How
Hold. Fill. Send.
No claiming, no staking, no signing. Hold 3% of the coin and you get 3% of each stock — the rounding leftovers go out too, they are not kept.
The fine print
The boring guarantees
- Nothing is retained. A pro-rata split always leaves a remainder. Instead of keeping it, every leftover unit goes to whoever was rounded down hardest, so the whole amount reaches holders.
- One snapshot per cycle. All eight stocks are split on the same holder list, read once at the start — so you cannot get a full share of one stock and none of another.
- Pools and bonding curves are never paid. A contract holding a big chunk of supply is infrastructure, not a person, and it is excluded before anything is sent.
- Every payout is a real transfer. Each one has a transaction hash you can open on the explorer. Nothing here is a promise about the future — it already happened.
- A stock with no market here shows no price. Most of the basket has no pool on this chain, so there is nothing to quote it against. Where a reference price is shown it is labelled as one, and it is never written into the payout record.